{"title":"socks","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"cute-mothman-ankle-socks","title":"Cute Mothman Ankle Socks","description":"You ever feel watched… but like, in a supportive way? That’s just Mothman.\n\nLegend says he appears before major disasters, but what if he’s just trying to warn people about bad outfits? Couldn’t be you. Not in these.\n\nThese ankle socks feature mismatched designs: a cute, slightly dramatic Mothman on one side, and a glowing lamp on the other—his one true love, shining bright.\n\nPerfect for the girls, gays, and cryptid truthers who know: he’s not scary, he’s just misunderstood (and a little obsessed with good lighting).\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n* Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch\n* DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail\n* 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail\n* Lil' heel pillow prevents slipping and adds comfort\n* 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams\n* No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n* One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13\n","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537685561,"sku":"3807","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/8285cf2ddb91672cce80eb7c1b436c65a72606157ae9275ac56c4323113e261f.jpg?v=1781798741"},{"product_id":"anarchy-badger-crew-socks","title":"Anarchy Badger Crew Socks","description":"Honey badger? No. Anarchy badger. Zero fear. Zero rules. Zero interest in your opinion. This little menace is here to remind everyone that “behave” is a suggestion— a suggestion we are actively refusing.\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537718329,"sku":"4504","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/b9ca3cbaa2bedd11f1de88b0fdf50bcba848bb4f8a51682761171e4ac9bffcbf.jpg?v=1781798742"},{"product_id":"frogs-against-fascism-crew-socks","title":"Frogs Against Fascism Crew Socks","description":"Ribbit… revolution. \n\nThese frogs aren’t here to vibe quietly in a pond—they’re here to throw hands (and maybe a Molotov). Cute? Sure. Compliant? Absolutely not.\n\nRemember Fire is best for melting ICE.\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537783865,"sku":"4502","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/41c32c688aadbbe875fa2a841cdbb1e778655111d275d184ce0ff77aa6ad2f5e.jpg?v=1781798744"},{"product_id":"big-mad-wolf-crew-socks","title":"Big Mad Wolf Crew Socks","description":"Chained up, counted out, told to sit—yeah, he bit through all that. These socks are for when you’re done playing nice and ready to show teeth. Stay loud, stay feral, stay ungovernable.\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537849401,"sku":"4501","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/2e60ac8ab8d9e17121480d443043755678a0160fcbeda5067fc25ceae921b6f7.jpg?v=1781798746"},{"product_id":"claw-and-disorder-crew-socks","title":"Claw and Disorder Crew Socks","description":"\"If the law... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent injustice to another, then I say, break the law.\" — Henry David Thoreau \n\nThis gas mask-wearing orange kitty menace didn’t come to behave—they came to disrupt. Equal parts chaos and claws, these socks are for anyone ready to raise a little hell (respectfully… or not).\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537914937,"sku":"4503","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/02d7ae6d0b1aaa6a24026c2cd9057681cc9a1f32684da675de515a57fd494d7f.jpg?v=1781798748"},{"product_id":"cute-bigfoot-ankle-socks","title":"Cute Bigfoot Ankle Socks","description":"Bigfoot has been laying low for years—but now he’s even more on the down low with the lowest cut we offer here at FootClothes.\n\nThese ankle socks feature mismatched designs: Bigfoot himself on one foot, and a cozy campfire on the other—because every good sighting story needs both.\n\nPerfect for sneaking through forests, suburban neighborhoods, or your group chat when you drop “I think he’s real” unprovoked. Stay soft. Stay elusive. Stay believing.\n\n-------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n* Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch\n* DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail\n* 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail\n* Lil' heel pillow prevents slipping and adds comfort\n* 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams\n* No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n* One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13\n","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45973537947705,"sku":"3806","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7443\/7433\/files\/1fb621d476c15a0046994d263315b4a2296986e36c16dd421fa38919d52d4765.jpg?v=1781798750"}],"url":"https:\/\/theghoulhaus.com\/collections\/socks-1.oembed","provider":"The Ghoul Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}