As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.
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Sock Specs:
* Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
* DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
* 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
* 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
* No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
* One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
